Chapter 1: New Techniques of Scamming

No! This is not just my legs filled with lead; it feels as if my entire body is filled with lead! Even the hair on my body feels as if it is made of iron!

This is the terminal station for the bus, located near Huachen University. It still belongs to Zone B, but it has reached the edge of Zone C. However, it is not referred to as the BC junction.

A series of dark blue-black vascular patterns extended from Pan Xiaoxian's collarbone all the way up to her neck, resembling a tattoo in a totemic style. Coupled with Pan Xiaoxian's skin, which was as pale as paper, it created an alluring and sinister beauty.

What the hell ... ! ... The short stature instantly left me dumbfounded, what kind of gaze is this!

Several boys were quite dissatisfied with Pan Xiaoxian's attitude. After he stood up, he glanced at them as if they were invisible, slowly brushing off the dust from his clothes one by one, remaining silent and expressionless after they finished speaking

Pan Xiaoxian heard this familiar name and, for a moment, did not react; after two seconds of silence, she recalled: Isn't this our class's beauty?

Thud

"Are you getting off or not? Are you getting off or not? Are you getting off or not?" The bus driver impatiently repeated the important matter three times

When Pan Xiaoxian got on the bus, it was already past 7 o'clock. It took a full hour to bump along from the junction of A and B to Huachen University, and now it is already past 8 o'clock

Pan Xiaoxian's name has been the focus since the beginning of the school year. Wang Po, drawing on her years of experience in matchmaking, advised Ximen Qing that to pursue a woman, one must simultaneously possess the five qualities of "Pan, Donkey, Deng, Xiaoxian"

With a short stature and a dry throat, he struggled to lift his gaze, only to meet Pan Xiaoxian's condescending stare.

I... with the usual eloquence of Pan Xiaoxian, must have a good talk with the bus driver: What is your attitude!

Pan Xiaoxian silently issued a good person card to each of them, and then slowly patted the dust off her body

Indifferent, fierce, treating life as if it were worthless, devoid of even the slightest human emotion...! ... It is simply like a fierce demon crawling out of hell, ready to devour anyone!

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It feels as if one is performing a disassembly action, Pan Xiaoxian's delicate pink | At this moment, the tender heart of the young boy is truly shattered like dumpling filling

However, there is reliable information coming from Pan Xiaoxian's dormitory, confirming that he can still occupy a "donkey" character, thus his nickname "Pan Donkey" has been established

If it were usual, Pan Xiaoxian would have already jumped up with a carp leap. Having practiced some wild martial arts since childhood, he is particularly agile, and he relied on this skill to score points in all the tests of the martial arts class. However, now Pan Xiaoxian is lying on the curb, still "crawling" after a few minutes.

I was scared to death!

Then, he was forcefully pushed from behind, and the person sternly questioned: "Are you that Pan Luer?"

Pan Xiaoxian sat behind Zhang Lijun in class, which led to more communication between the two. Additionally, due to Pan Xiaoxian's nickname "Pan Luer," Zhang Lijun harbored a subtle hint of affection towards him, but that was about the extent of it.

Only Area A and Area B have junctions, while Area C is synonymous with degeneration, crime, decay, and darkness. Therefore, strict control is enforced by the police between Area B and Area C to ensure the legal rights of citizens in Areas A and B, as well as their safety.

Others looked at me, and I looked at them. We are all university students, so we naturally understand that no one can escape this matter. However, the responsibility is already very clear, and they still have a sense of security in their hearts. After all, they are classmates and friends who have been together. They surrounded Pan Xiaoxian, helping him up with their hands and feet. Now, we don't even know if he can be saved after being sent to the hospital

Who are you trying to show off to

Why is it that before getting on the bus, Mingming was full of energy, but after taking a nap, he feels as exhausted as a dead dog

What the hell! The bus driver saw Pan Xiaoxian lying motionless on the curb and was instantly frightened, his face turning pale: "Is this some new trick for scamming?"

However, the person pushing him was of short stature, and the reason for the most adorable height difference was that their line of sight was level with Pan Xiaoxian's chin, thus revealing something shocking.

Pan Xiaoxian has somewhat given up on herself, whatever! ... Let me just sleep where I fell ...

The person who had just pushed him felt embarrassed and was eager to restore his image in front of his brothers. He turned to Pan Xiaoxian, grabbed the collar of Pan Xiaoxian's shirt, and said fiercely: "I'm talking to you! Are you deaf? Are you looking for trouble..."

Zhang Lijun is the recognized class beauty in Pan Xiaoxian's class. Not only is she the class monitor, but she is also multi-talented. During the freshman party, she performed a peacock dance on stage, which caused many high school boys, who had been pent up with emotions, to buy a new pack of tissues the next day

The electric bus door opened again, and the bus driver looked at the young man with a murderous gaze as he moved slowly and unsteadily from the last row to the front of the bus, resembling a frail old woman in her seventies or eighties. This kid must be doing it on purpose, right? This is definitely intentional, isn't it?

Have we arrived? Pan Xiaoxian groggily opened his eyes, feeling as if his eyelids were as heavy as Mount Tai. It took all his strength to pry them open just a crack, and everything before him seemed to have a special effect, as if a thin layer of red gauze was draped over whatever he looked at

For Pan Xiaoxian alone, she occupies three points, which all the boys find unacceptable. After two months of observation since the beginning of the school year, a conclusion was ultimately reached: among the three characters "Pan", "Xiao", and "Xian", only the character "Pan" truly lives up to its name.

The body feels like a worn-out machine lacking lubrication, the joints move with a creaking sound, and the usually sharp mind seems to have turned into mush. Pan Xiaoxian pondered for quite a while but could not figure out how she had come to be in such a state

Pan Xiaoxian seemed to have been stabbed twice in the chest, leaving four wounds. How can one possibly live like this

Not only do they recklessly target a handsome young man who is as pure as a white lotus, but they even go so far as to crazily flaunt their affection, tormenting the single dogs!

What the hell! Are you out of your mind? The person who just pushed him felt as if they had survived a disaster: "If nothing's wrong, why the hell are you lying on the ground and not getting up?"

Of course, this nickname is not used in direct address; if these few boys were to call it out in person, it would clearly indicate ill intentions

The bus driver quickly pressed the accelerator hard, swiftly fleeing the scene under the cover of night.

You, always so innocent and kind, what would you do without me by your side..." As the conversation progressed, it unexpectedly turned into a tone of indulgence, accompanied by the "head pat" skill. The girl was moved to tears, sweetly saying, "You are the best, my husband," as they lovingly bypassed Pan Xiaoxian.

However, at this moment, Pan Xiaoxian felt as if her tongue had become thick, large, and hard, making it impossible for her to keep up with the conversation. All she heard was the sound of a car door closing with a "click," and Pan Xiaoxian hurriedly condensed a thousand words into a single word: "... ... Down!"

Zhang Lijun

Why does it feel as if I am drunk, with unsteady steps and swaying, after just drinking a can of cola

"Playing dead, are we?" Another person kicked the motionless Pan Xiaoxian, who lay on the ground. They were all a bit panicked, after all, they were still students and not very experienced in mediating conflicts. When faced with unexpected situations, it was inevitable that they would become flustered.

When he got out of the car, he instinctively stepped forward as usual, but his knee joint was too stiff, causing him to miss his step and directly fall forward, kissing his beloved Mother Earth.

Thud

At this moment, Pan Xiaoxian truly felt an indescribable anguish; he did not even know what was wrong with him. Every step was incredibly heavy, as if his legs were filled with lead

Finally getting up, Pan Xiaoxian let out a long breath. In just a few minutes, he felt as if he had been reborn.

Seeing Pan Xiaoxian lying motionless on the ground, everyone else looked at me with eyes that seemed to say, "You are in big trouble." The person who pushed Pan Xiaoxian down looked particularly aggrieved—"What are you looking at me for? We all came together; his death has nothing to do with you, right?"

"Pan" must possess the appearance of Pan An, "Donkey" refers to the hardware standards, "Deng" must be as wealthy as Deng Tong, "Xiao" must be able to be careful and clever to please women, and "Xian" means having plenty of time to spend with women

After enduring countless hardships, Pan Xiaoxian has once again spectacularly failed: You must be kidding me...

How many people must have been killed for this!

"Wow, Pan Luer, you really are an actor!" Seeing that Pan Xiaoxian was unbothered, another person darkened his expression and pointed at Pan Xiaoxian, scolding, "Let me tell you, stay away from Zhang Lijun from now on! Don't go near her for no reason!"

It would be one thing to be hit on the head by something thrown from above while crossing the street, but why the hell did I get hit while I was sleeping on the bus

Pan Xiaoxian stood up, holding onto the backrest of the seat in front of her. This action, which is usually very simple, now seemed extraordinarily difficult.

Boys, like guards against thieves, whisper warnings to girls: "On the street, never help anyone casually; be careful, they might blame you, saying you pushed them down... I've seen many such people, blah blah blah..."

Tattoo? One can't help but take a deep breath at his short stature—gangster

Do not help him! As a couple walked by hand in hand, the girl, who was originally soft-hearted and wanted to help Pan Xiaoxian, was immediately grasped tightly by the boy's hand.

Pan Xiaoxian fell like a toppled tree, landing upright on the cold, hard asphalt road

Pan Xiaoxian could not help but pose a thought-provoking question: What has happened to today's university students

Pan Xiaoxian, in addition to attending classes every day, is also busy working to earn tuition and living expenses. Where would there be any thought for romance?

It is said that the alcohol content in each liter of cola is only 10 milligrams, given my level... ? ... I might as well say goodbye to beer, right

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He struggled to first support himself with both hands on the ground, then made an effort to bend his wrist joints, elbow joints, and shoulder joints, exerting force to lift his upper body, and then strived to bend his knee joints and ankle joints

What the hell? The person who pushed him looked completely bewildered, glancing at the fallen Pan Xiaoxian, then looking at his own hand—am I being scammed?

Pan Xiaoxian has an excellent figure and is renowned for having "legs that are 1.8 meters long". Of course, his legs are certainly not 1.8 meters long, but this does prove that he is undoubtedly a tall-legged oppa

The most detestable thing is the opportunistic remarks from bystanders